Repost: The Perfect Wake-Up Call..

What a start to "Deepavali" for me. Not that i am the one celebrating it. I am born Chinese and i'm proud to be one. Actually i decided to sleep till noon since the newspaper delivery ain't going to come today. Unfortunately it wasn't so as a moron(is it allowed here?) took the trouble to call me from our neighboughring country, Indonesia. However he isn't a friend of mine (obviously haha). Since when did my amazing circle of friends decided to expand its wings to Indonesia? Anyway, that guy spoke to me for around 5 minutes. Imagine talking to a stranger that is a few hundred of miles away for 5 agonising minutes. Here is some part of the conversation that i still remember.

noname : 'Alo. Apa khabar?

me : Hello. Err ni siapa? (yawn)

noname : Ini Ahmed( i guess, forgotten :P). Adik ni siapa?

(take notice that he is calling randomly)

me : Saya ni budak laki-laki (purposely avoiding his question)

noname : Huh? budak laki? Tapi sini tulis perempuan?

me : Bukan saya sebenarnya campur dua-dua (LOL! )

noname : Macam mana boleh campur dua-dua? Kamu tukar jantina?

me : Tak! Tak! Saya ini campur dua-dua lelaki dan perempuan...

noname : Apa ni? Tak pernah dengar pun orang yang campur dua-dua.

me : Memang la sebab pak cik dari Indonesia. Tapi di Malaysia ramai yang campur dua-dua.

noname : Eh? Macam mana kamu tau saya ni dari Indonesia?

me : Aihx pak cik nak tipu saya ke? Saya ni x buta nombor la.

noname : Oh..Oh.. Kamu ni umur berape?

me : Kenape tanya? ada apa kena mengena dengan kamu? (getting aggitated)

noname : Cuma nak tau...saya ni umur 20.

me : Saya umur 7 tahun (thought that he would not ask my age anymore)

but i was totaly wrong!

noname : 7??!!! sudah ada hand set?

me : bukan saya mia. Bapak mia. Saya cuma jawab. (evil grin)

noname : Apa??? kenape tak bagi tau awal-awal?

me : Hang tak tanya pun! Buat ape bagi tau?

noname : Tak ape. Adik tinggal di mana?

me : ......(hang up) lol...continue to sleep.

BUT! HE CALLED ME AGAIN! this time i ignored him. muahaha xP

What a brilliant start for my day. I should have played a better prank on him. But my brain was not on the tip-top condition. haha.